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"I swore not the use the techniques I learned during my six months of karate class, but you've pushed me to my limit." - Eddie McCarthy (Issue #2)
The main dude of our story. Eddie was abandoned by his hippie mother when he was an infant, and now lives with his eccentric grandma and their pet pot-bellied pig Snacky Love. He's a bit of a weirdo, a dreamer, and an optimist, and thus a target for bullies like Dean Slater. However, Eddie has a small group of close friends consisting of fellow misfits. He's a die-hard fan of martial arts action star Dude Shinobi. Now that Eddie's on the verge of finishing high school, he wants nothing more than to finally get a girlfriend. Unfortunately, his sights are set on the coveted “hottest girl in school,” Veronica LeBrock. If only there was some sort of hell-forged handware that could magically turn him into some sort of badass, then maybe Veronica would take notice ...